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Creative use of a return envelope (PG-rated)

by Jeremy

Originally published on this website September 11, 2000

I just received a fundraising form letter from "F"-rated gungrabber Rick Lazio:

Dear Jeremy,

My name is Rick Lazio.

It won't take me six pages to convince you to send me an urgently needed contribution for my United States Senate campaign in New York.

It will take only six words:

I'm running against Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Sincerely,

Rick Lazio

The following is the response I wrote on the bottom of the letter and mailed back in his postage paid envelope:

Hey asshole, here are 14 more words:

The right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

Learn them well -- by betraying them, you've lost the support of gun owners.


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