by Mike Vanderboegh
Author's Note: The events related in this story are true. It is set in the
real town of Hobbs, New Mexico, although some names have been changed to protect
the guilty. It begins early in the morning, the day after tomorrow.
"And he took his staff in his hand, and chose him five smooth stones out
of the brook, and put them in a shepherd's bag which he had...and his sling was
in his hand; and he drew near to the Philistines."-- 1 Samuel 17:40.
"We Americans have set dangerous precedents. We can rest assured that
those pushing for gun control have no intention of stopping short of total gun
confiscation. At some point, we who cherish liberty must summon the courage of
our forefathers and tell America's tyrants, 'Give me liberty, or give me death!'
The longer we wait, the greater the ultimate bloodshed." -- Walter E.
Williams, Professor of Economics, George Mason University.
Bob Stone stared at the ceiling in the darkness, the popcorn surface barely
discernible in the soft glow of the porch light filtering through the bedroom
curtains. He had come home angry-- just about as angry as he'd ever been-- and
he knew that sleep would not come with his mind still clicking along at about
ninety miles an hour. Better to try to walk it off, he thought, since I can't
shoot anybody over it. At least not yet.
As he gently rose from the bed, his wife stirred. He froze, and soon her
breathing resumed its regular pattern. No need to disturb her anymore than he
already had tonight. The meeting had been stormy and had run on into the late
evening. Afterwards, he and his friends had refought the arguments for almost an
hour. And yet, when he got home, his wife was waiting up (the kids had long ago
been put to bed for it was a school night). Amy was anxious to hear what had
happened with the Congressman. Bob told her in clipped, furious sentences and
her anger rose to meet his with the re-telling. A half-hour later they had
turned in, but Bob was too tired and angry to sleep. As Bob collected his pants
and shirt from the chair, the clock clicked over to 1:47.
Ten minutes later, he was walking toward downtown in the New Mexico spring
night. It was chilly, as it usually is when the sun goes down in the desert, and
he was wearing his work jacket. Like most folks in Hobbs, Bob made his money
working in the "oil patch". Times had been pretty thin for a while,
but now that the price of oil was up thanks to OPEC, things were picking up in
the oil and gas business all over the Southwest. It wasn't anyone messing with
his money that made Bob Stone mad this night. It was someone messing with his
They were being sold out. That was the long and short of it. Oh, the
Congressman put on a long face, and swore it wasn't any of HIS doing, but they
were being sold out, no doubt about it. The Republicans had come up with their
own gun control bill, trying to protect their left flank against Clinton-Gore in
the upcoming Presidential race. From now on (and for the first time in American
history), law-abiding private citizens were going to have to ask the federal
government's permission to sell a firearm to another law-abiding private
citizen. Not even King George the Third had been so grasping. In addition, there
would be no more "high-capacity" rifle or pistol magazines imported.
("High-capacity" meant greater than ten rounds.) Domestic production
had already been forbidden in the so-called "assault weapons ban."
George "Dubya", the Congressman said, insisted upon it, and the
Republican majority leaders in Congress were going to go along. The latest
shooting of children by other children (read: "gang members") at the
national Zoo in Washington, D.C. hadn't helped.
"But don't they realize that D.C. has the strictest gun control laws in
the country?" someone behind Bob had shouted. "How will passing one
more law help that?" It wasn't about reality, the Congressman sighed, it
was about perceptions. And he didn't have to add that the antigun liberal media
had the corner on perception-making.
Bob had listened quietly for over two hours. He'd had enough and now rose to
his feet. "But WE put you Republican jerks in power!" he half-shouted.
"WE made you a majority party in '94 because you told us you'd try to roll
back the Clinton gun-control agenda. Even Clinton blamed the Brady and so-called
"Assault Weapons Ban" laws for the Democrat's loss in '94. It was
gunowners who put you in power, and kept you in power these past six years, and
now you're selling us out! Why don't you look up how much money Lea County
gunowners gave you and your Republican brothers over the past six years?"
The Congressman opened his mouth to reply, but Bob cut him off in a low,
determined tone: "But I'll tell you one thing, Mr. Republican Congressman,
you'll never get another stinking dime out of me or my friends! We won't pay you
for the privilege of pissing on our backs and telling us it's raining!" The
room erupted into loud clapping and cheers.
Almost drowned out in the din, the Congressman cried: "But it's not MY
"Whose is it then?" three or four people shot back at him, almost
The Congressman had the look of a deer in the headlights of an oncoming
truck. He had come here prepared to talk about Social Security, but nearly every
question had been about gun control. Reaching for an answer that wouldn't be a
mistake in front of this hostile crowd, he came up with: "The Columbine
killers. Everything changed after Columbine." Wrong answer.
The room erupted. Someone threw an empty coffee cup that landed well short of
the Congressman. Bob was back up on his feet, shouting full-throat this time:
"That's a load of crap and you know it! When your Republican bosses in the
House came to you with this treason, did you tell them that passing it would
violate your oath to uphold the Constitution and that you would be forced to
resign from their party if they went ahead with it?!? Well, did you?!?"
The shouted question cut through the air and the crowd quieted, wanting to
hear the answer. The Congressman was silent, looking down at the empty coffee
cup on the floor.
Bob repeated the challenge: "Well, did you?"
The Congressman stirred from his appreciation of the trash on the floor to
ask, "Did I what?"
"I think you heard me the first time, Congressman, but I'll repeat it so
we can get an answer: When the House Republican leadership told you they
intended to pass this treasonable bill, did you tell them that it would violate
your oath to 'preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United
States' and that you would be forced to resign from their party if they went
ahead with it?"
The Congressman hesitated, then answered: "Well, uh, no. Look, if I
resigned my seat every time a vote didn't go my way..."
Bob cut him off: "I didn't say 'resign your seat', Congressman. I said,
'resign the party'. The people of this district sent you up there. You took an
oath to uphold the Constitution. Your party is about to assist in the
destruction of one important part of that Constitution. If you resign out of
principle and become an Independent, I feel sure that the people of this
district will return to your office when it comes time for re-election. So let
me re-phrase the question: When you go back to Washington, will you seek out the
House leadership and tell them that if they pass this bill, you intend to resign
their party and become an independent because you refuse to be a party to
The Congressman's aide crossed over and, shielding the microphone, whispered
something in the Congressman's ear. The Congressman nodded. The aide returned to
the sidelines as Hobbs police officers began to filter into the room from the
side and rear doors. The aide had summoned them on his portable phone the moment
the coffee cup was thrown.
The Congressman leaned into the microphone, "Well, I'll have to think
Bob wouldn't let it go. "What's to think about?" he shot back.
"Either you have principles or you don't. If you don't, have the guts to
say so now."
The Congressman shook his head. "I said I'll have to think about it.
What you're asking is pretty extreme..."
"Extreme?!?" Bob countered. "Extreme?!?. Congressman, you
ain't even close to seein' 'extreme' yet. Don't you realize that if you don't
find the guts to stop these treasonable SOBs in Congress, and that if the
judiciary doesn't have the guts to stop them in the courts, that someday soon
gun-owners like the ones in this room are going to have to stop them in the
streets with rifles in our hands? Congressman, you'd better pray you never see
'extreme', for if you do it'll take more than all the cops in Hobbs to protect
you from the widows and orphans of the men who will die fighting to preserve the
God-given liberty you didn't have the guts to risk your precious political
The room erupted once again, the cops moved to the front, and the Congressman
departed out a side door, almost as fast as it takes to tell. And now, four
hours later, Bob was still furious.
They don't roll up the sidewalks at sundown in Hobbs, but the streets were
fairly deserted this time of night, or morning actually. Even the cops who
usually patrolled every twenty minutes or so in the business district Bob was
walking through were busy on drunk and disorderly patrol over on Del Paso or out
on Bender Street (no pun intended). The bars close in New Mexico at 2:00 A.M. by
state law, so between 2 and 3 is often the night shift patrolman's busiest time.
As it turned out, that was a good thing for Bob.
To be truthful about it, Bob was still so mad he wasn't paying a whole lot of
attention where he was walking. Later, he would attribute his arrival at the
scene of the crime to either his subconscious mind or the hand of God. But all
of sudden, without knowing why, he stopped and looked up from his thoughts. And
there, smack in front of him, was 509 East Broadway. Now as it happens, 509 East
Broadway, Hobbs, New Mexico, is a modest, well-kept building with sort-of
old-fashioned windows flanking the entrance. It also happens to be the
headquarters of the Lea County Republican Party.
Now Bob Stone was a church-going, law-abiding fellow. Oh, he'd done his share
of tearing around violating traffic laws when he was young and stupid, but never
anything serious. A Lea County boy born and bred, the only time he'd seen the
inside of the local jail was when he'd bailed out Manny, his buddy from the gas
plant, when Manny had been busted for driving drunk on Bender Street at 2:10 in
the morning. But as Bob Stone looked up at the sign proclaiming 509 East
Broadway as the Heaquarters of the Republican Party of Lea County, New Mexico, a
snatch of conversation from earlier in the evening (yesterday?) came back to him
like divine inspiration.
Bill Dodd, a hunting buddy of Bob's, was a bit of a history buff. They had
been standing around after the meeting, trying to answer the question:
"What do we do now?"
"Well, ah don't know about y'all," (Bill was originally from
Alabama) "but when the Sons of Liberty wanted to make a point back durin'
the Revolution they'd get a bunch o' folks together and go pay the local Tories
a call. Usually they'd just bust their windows (Bill pronounced it 'winders')
with rocks and tell 'em the next time it'd go harder with 'em. The Tories
usually got the message and moved away or shut up about likin' the King. Glass
bein' so expensive back then and Tories bein' mostly rich folk, it seemed the
natch-rel thing for the Sons to do. An' it worked. Maybe we ought-ter do the
same thing to these gun-control puke-politicians."
They all had laughed, and the conversation moved on, but Bill Dodd's words
now came back to Bob loud and clear. He looked at the windows, he looked at the
sign, and he looked up and down the street. Nobody. Nothing but the street
lights going through their paces for traffic that wasn't there. But what to use
for a rock?
The streets of Hobbs, New Mexico, are pretty well kept. On any other night,
the plan that was forming in Bob Stone's angry mind would have failed for lack
of ammunition. But as it so happened (and later Bob ascribed it to none other
than divine intervention) there at the curbside was a piece of broken concrete
which had dropped off the back of a demolition company's truck about ten o'clock
the previous morning. Somebody, Bob decided, wants me to do this.
Bob Stone picked up the chunk of concrete. Smooth on one side, it had been
part of the parking lot of an old greasy spoon south of town that had been
demolished to make way for a new BP super-station. He hefted the chunk. Yep, he
decided, just about right.
Even so, Bob hesitated. He wasn't a vandal by training or inclination, and if
a car had come by just then, even as angry as he was, he'd have given the whole
thing up. But in hesitating, another thought came to him: How would anyone know
WHY he had thrown the stone through the Republicans' window? If he intended to
make a political statement, the rock would have to be accompanied by a message
lest the act be dismissed as ordinary juvenile hi-jinks. His hands went to his
jacket pockets, finding (and instantly rejecting) his note pad. First of all, it
had his company logo on each sheet (now wouldn't that be bright?), and secondly,
he had no way of attaching it to the chunk of concrete. Tape and rubber bands
were not items he routinely carried. But when his right hand found the felt-tip
marker he always carried in his left breast pocket, he knew that the missile
would be the message.
Moving a few steps to take advantage of the street light, Bob rotated the
chunk so its flat side was up, and wrote across the top of the flat,
"Second Amend." (he ran out of room). So he wrote underneath the first
line in smaller letters: "Shall Not Be Infringed." He re-capped the
marker, and placed the pen back in his jacket pocket.
His resolve had returned. He was going to do it now, even if a car came by.
Even if a cop came by. He was going to send the Republicans an old-fashioned
Sons-of-Liberty message. He didn't even check again to see if the street was
clear, though it was. He positioned himself at what he judged was the proper
distance and heaved the concrete telegram as hard as he could. With what seemed
to him to be an atomic crash, the chunk sailed through the window easily. No
alarm went off. Hobbs wasn't that kind of town. But Bob Stone began to run away.
He ran west down East Broadway, passing the Martin Boot Company, then
crossing over to the other side of the street. He kept on running-- laughing,
scared, and immensely proud of himself. He ran until he was winded, past where
East Broadway turns into West Broadway. A thought occurred to him then that it
was probably a stupid thing to be running down the streets of Hobbs at just past
two in the morning. If anybody did drive by they'd rightfully conclude he'd been
up to no good. And he didn't have the right shoes on to be able to convince a
curious cop he'd been out jogging.
So when he caught his breath, he began to walk west on West Broadway at a
normal pace. He passed Desert Guns, his favorite local gunstore, owned by one
Mark Stone (no relation, unfortunately, for Bob wouldn't have minded a family
discount). He wanted to put as much distance between 509 East Broadway and
himself before he made the wide turn that would take him back east to home. So
he continued a block or so past the Western Motor Company, when he realized with
a start that his night's work was not yet done. For there in front of him was
604 West Broadway: The Democratic Party Headquarters of Lea County, New Mexico.
It was true that the Republicans had taken his money, his time, and his
support only to sell him out. Bob supposed that that was why he was so angered
at the Republican betrayal-- he expected more of them. You didn't expect your
so-called friends to stab you in the back. But the Republicans in truth were
only half the problem. It was the Clintonista Democrats who had brought the
country to this state. And while it was true that Democrats could no more be
blamed for stealing the rights, liberties and tax money of their fellow citizens
than rattlesnakes could be blamed for biting (it was, after all, their declared
mission in life), their windows deserved breaking nonetheless. Indeed, Bob
reflected with a silent laugh that although he had killed many a rattlesnake in
the desert around Hobbs he had not as yet killed a Democrat, although Democrats
were an infinitely a greater threat to peace and the Republic. Well, there's a
time and place for everything, Bob decided. Tonight, he would merely break their
And as he stood contemplating the windows at 604 West Broadway, he noted to
his satisfaction that they were nice big, expensive plate glass windows. It
would cost the Democrats much more to replace these than it would the
Republicans to fix their modest, old-fashioned window panes. This, Bob Stone
thought, was more than fitting. But the breaking need a bit more preparation.
Bigger rocks, perhaps. No, not bigger rocks, just more preparation. Bob fingered
the automatic center punch in his work jacket pocket. Yeah, he decided, just the
right instrument of destruction for these tempered-glass targets.
He went to the alley behind the building foraging for ammunition and found
two new bricks pre-positioned there by what Bob Stone was now convinced was the
hand of the Almighty. It could not have been by accident, of that he was
certain. Bob pulled out his marker and wrote, lazy-dazy, winding the letters
around the holes in the brick: "Second Amendment-- Shall Not Be
Somewhat stealthier now, he checked the street before sidling up to the
windows. To each he gave several preparatory hits with the automatic center
punch. Spiderwebs of fractured glass appeared on each window. Then, checking the
empty street one last time, he backed away from the windows and heaved the
bricks one after the other with all the speed his overage pitching arm could
muster. If the Republican window had sounded like an atomic bomb, these sounded
like two hydrogen bombs, and Bob gave into his fear just long enough to run
across the street. As the last shards of the windows were still falling, giving
way to gravity and dropping with lesser explosions, Bob began to control his
fear and slowed to a walk.
And so it was that he walked casually all the way home. As he passed one of
the cross streets he noticed blue lights down toward East Broadway. He smiled,
and walked just a bit faster. His wife stirred slightly when he eased himself
back into bed, but Bob Stone had cured his angry insomnia and, happy now to be a
criminal, he fell instantly asleep. Sleeping, he would later say to himself, the
sleep of the just.
It all might have ended there had it not been for an editor at the local
paper, the Hobbs News-Sun, who along with his college education had acquired a
virulent liberal bias about things such as gun-control. Determined to show-case
the "lawlessness" of gunowners, he assigned himself as the reporter on
the story and also wrote the first of several (he thought stinging) editorials.
The story was picked up by the state Associated Press, and eventually made its
way to USA Today and the New York Times.
As if to prove that the Law of Unintended Consequences was alive and well, it
was when the story went national that strange things began to happen. In Marion
County, Ohio, somebody who read the USA Today story decided that breaking the
windows of Democrats and Republicans was a pretty good idea. So did all his
buddies at the Whirlpool plant.
As a matter of fact, it was about a baker's-dozen Buckeyes who first decoyed
the cops, then smashed every window in both party headquarters the next night.
Some were broken with nicely inscribed smooth stones that, like little David,
they had fished out of a stream. On each was written the entire text of the
Second Amendment to the Constitution. "A well-regulated militia being
necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and
bear arms shall not be infringed." Windows too high, small or inconvenient
to reach with stones were finished off with ball bearings fired from slingshots
or baseball bats.
In lightning raids two nights later, the same crew smashed the windows of
both party's' headquarters in three neighboring counties. It was bipartisan
vandalism, and more news stories were generated. Fearing that the rock-throwers
would come to his house, the chairman of the Marion County Republican Party
resigned. When his Democrat counterpart did not, someone broke the windows in
his house, too. One of the more thoughtful vandals taped the business card of a
local glass company to his front door.
With "The Marion Incident", window-breaking on behalf of the
Constitution began to spread. In about four weeks, 194 local headquarters of
both parties were "ventilated" with rocks, bricks, concrete blocks,
shotputs, lead weights, tire irons, antique civil war cannon balls and in the
case of one Democratic party headquarters in Michigan, a twenty-pound brass
jackass of unknown origin. Attached to, or written upon, each was the Second
Amendment to the Constitution.
Similar missiles found glass targets at the homes of no fewer than 56
politicians of both parties who had been prominent supporters of gun-control.
Rewards were offered-- none was collected. Only in a few cases were the
perpetrators caught, and most of those were teenage sons of well-known gun
owners. In one case in Texas, the windows were broken publicly by a citizen who
sought arrest for his civil disobedience. In a jury trial, he was quickly
"The Window War" became nightly fodder for the television talking
heads. And with more publicity came more broken windows. Commentators on the
left condemned "vigilante justice" and "lawlessness" and
called for political window-breaking to be classified as a "hate
crime." Commentators on the right spoke against lawlessness more softly,
pointing out that it was the Clintonistas who had made a business of flouting
the rule of law (most recently in the case of Elian Gonzalez), and that
destroying windows was probably a lesser crime than destroying the Constitution.
And everyone agreed with MSNBC's "Hardball" Chris Matthews, a
life-long Democrat, when he observed: "These are all gun-owners breaking
the law. I suppose we should be grateful they're using rocks."
The polls sent the politicians mixed signals about how the public felt about
The Window War. Initially overwhelmingly disapproving of such vandalism, the
numbers began to shift as the "War" went on, the issues that had
prompted the window-breaking became better known and nothing but windows were
being harmed. There was a natural sympathy streak in many Americans for those
who fought city hall.
Exactly one month after Bob Stone broke his first window at 509 East
Broadway, copy-cat incidents were happening ten or twenty times a night with no
end in sight. After two buckets, one containing rocks and the other containing a
mixture of tar and feathers, were delivered to the Mississippi home of Senator
Trent Lott, the Majority Leader decided, (with the concurrence of "Dubya"),
that the political price of Republican gun-control had grown too high. It wasn't
the implied threat that got to Lott so much as the fact that the card which
accompanied the buckets was signed by some of his campaign contributors, one of
whom was a distant relative. With the help of several relieved Democrats, Lott
killed the bill.
With the Window War threatening to muddy up his campaign for President,
Candidate "Dubya" called Larry Pratt of Gun Owners of America (it was
widely recognized that the "rockers" were not listening to the
National Rifle Association, which they regarded as a sell-out organization) and
quietly promised that if he was elected he would sign a bill that rolled back
all of the Clinton-era gun control laws if Pratt could just guarantee that no
more windows would be broken. Since the window-breakers weren't under his
control either, Pratt said he couldn't promise anything, but he would try.
Three days after Senator Lott killed the bill, the last "shot" was
fired in the Window War by twenty members of a Veterans of Foreign Wars post in
New York who snuck up on the home of the Empire State's virulently anti-gun
Attorney General while he was away and peppered it with Revolutionary War musket
balls fired from Gamo "Wrist-Rocket" slingshots. Police responding to
the alarm found a big folding sign-board blocking the driveway. It read:
Across the country, the volunteer soldiers of The Window War read the papers,
talked among themselves, and decided to await further developments with a truce.
The only Americans who were sad to see the rocks stop flying were the owners of
the nation's glass companies.
The howling of Clinton, Gore, Schumer, Feinstein and Company sounded like a
banshee chorus but it could not resurrect the bill. Nor could they make it an
effective campaign issue against Bush--he had condemned the vandalism in the
strongest terms. After George "Dubya" Bush was elected President, and
the Republicans retained control of the Congress, the tide of gun control
receded. It wasn't that Dubya and his GOP colleagues had "discovered"
any principles, they were simply smart enough to recognize that that particular
political skunk was best left in the bucket. The reminder that political
decisions sometimes have personal consequences acted like a tonic on Republicans
and Democrats alike.
The Window War was won, and to the astonishment of many gun owners, no one
had been killed. It had long been thought that bloodshed would be required to
make the liberals understand that God-given rights are not compromisable. All it
had taken was a few hundred rocks and other missiles and one brass jackass.
Many men and women would later claim to have been window-breakers, ten times
as many as there probably were. But back in Hobbs, no one ever knew who broke
the first window in the gun-control war, and that was just fine with Bob Stone.
The only person he ever told was his wife, Amy. Together, they decided to keep
Bob's foray into petty crime just between themselves. Neither of them was sure
just how they could explain their Daddy's night of window-breaking to the kids.
Author's Postscript: The story above is one possible future for this country.
There are others far worse. As J.R. Nyquist recently wrote of the Elian Gonzalez
"Specific events, regardless of their actual importance to history,
sometimes capture the human imagination. In doing this, they become rallying
points for masses of people. They become pivotal to political careers. Such
events can bring about the collapse of governments or determine the outcome of
elections....Except for clueless and apathetic persons, America has been split
into two hostile ideological camps. One is the anti-communist or anti-statist
camp, which looks to traditional moral values, the Constitution, a strong
family unit and the free market. The other camp is socialist or
"progressive" in its outlook, globalist and environmentalist in its
There is no reconciling the two futures these camps represent. One or the
other will win in the end. The war up to now has been waged in the political and
social arena. The time is fast approaching when this political and social
"war" will spill over into armed conflict-- real civil war. If it
does, it will happen mostly because everyone thinks it impossible. For sixty
years, the liberals have used our respect for the law against us. Each time they
moved the line of law to further their agenda, breaking off a bit of the
Constitution, we, as law-abiding citizens have backed up grumbling but
complying. And why should they stop pushing us back from our God-given
liberties? We've never pushed back to stop them. We have been TOO law-abiding.
Remember one thing: Adolf Hitler was elected, and the Nazis passed laws
justifying every horrible act they later committed. In such a country,
law-breaking is not a crime but a virtue. Before we get too far down that road,
perhaps a little window-breaking is in order. Waiting too late to oppose tyranny
has always led to bloodshed. Let us avoid that if we can. But history holds such
windows of opportunity open only so long, and ours is rapidly closing. Perhaps
by breaking the window now, we can escape the horrible alternative. And if in
the unlikely event my modest story should become fact, somewhere The Sons of
Liberty will be smiling.
KABA NOTE: The above is obviously fiction and is in no way intended to
tell people to go break windows. Any socialist ding dong who just read this
whole thing and thinks otherwise should really study the history of this nation
to understand that -- if the anti-rights people keep pushing -- windows will be
the least of their concerns.